I love wearing long johns when it's really cold. I love standing on exposed train platforms when everybody else is miserable and I'm not. It's like, not only have I triumphed over Mother Nature, I've triumphed over my fellow human beings. Long johned humans are the next stage of evolution.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
I heart long johns
I love wearing long johns when it's really cold. I love standing on exposed train platforms when everybody else is miserable and I'm not. It's like, not only have I triumphed over Mother Nature, I've triumphed over my fellow human beings. Long johned humans are the next stage of evolution.
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Are those space long-johns or something? I don't get it, what's with the door parts? Are they showing weaknesses? Are they extra protection, in case anyone wants to pinch his nipples, bite the back of his knees, or punch him in the thighs? The world of Long-Johns has changed since I was a lad.
These long johns are specially designed for people that get the spontaneous urge to luge. Grandma Luge endorses them. So don't get smart.
So...you're saying the doors are so the Lugers can secretly grope each other?
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